Sry I called you an 8
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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