Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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