I'm lost and stupid without you.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Your cock deserves a montage
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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