You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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