My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize