Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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