the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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