I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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