your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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