used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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