But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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