I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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