i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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