Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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