If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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