belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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