i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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