Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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