ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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