The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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