Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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