no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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