Yo dont text me then not text me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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