There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i think my cat just said my name.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
