We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.