Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION