Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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