she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.