Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I can't turn off my feet"
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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