All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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