So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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