Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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