i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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