But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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