Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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