Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
