I hate all girls vehemently.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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i drank out of a bidet.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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