Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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