You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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