why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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