no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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