How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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