He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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