Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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