How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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