Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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