Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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