Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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