Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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