We're facebook friends in real life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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