my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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