Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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