My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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