Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
pray to the hookup gods
i out mim tonsoeep
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