Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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