That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Please, let me fuck your mom
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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