I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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